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How to gain 20 lbs of lard in 20 days

Dr. Tom

Why on earth would you want to learn how to gain body fat fast. Easy . . . if you know how to than you also know the keys on how not to. This is an excerpt from one of my most recent metabolic papers. Enjoy it and pass it on to a friend. Hang tough. The first few weeks is the hardest. It gets alot easier . . . I promise. Enjoy the asparagus. (just kidding)  read more »

Local Women Killed by her Toilet

Dr. Tom

Mrs. Edith Dupree was found impaled on a large shard of porcelain in her guest bathroom. Apparently the victim's toilet collapsed under her weight sending shards of porcelain through her rectum and upper buttocks. A number of pelvic arteries were cut during the incident leading to massive bleeding which was listed as the cause of death.  read more »